One of Uriel's inexplicable hobbies is reading wikis about video games. He was doing that while I was cooking dinner, when suddenly I hear a distress call from the living room.
"Oh, help, help! Imma, come back!"
I came back to the living room. "What is it?"
"This page is making you sad!" He meant the page was making him sad. He still has some pronoun trouble.
"The web page?" I said. "What's wrong with it?"
"It's all stubby!"
I looked at his computer. Sure enough, This article is a stub . . .