A Conversation With Uriel
Me (singing): Bum-bum-bum, another one rides the bus . . .
Uriel: No! Bites the dust.
Me: Oh, right.
Uriel: Are there any dustarians around here?
Me: Dustarians? . . . I see, you mean people who only eat dust.
Uriel: Wait, I forgot. Definitely not good eats.
Me: That's true.
Uriel: Because why?