Naomi Libicki (aethereal_girl) wrote,
Naomi Libicki

Fun with airport security

We're at my parents' house in Ashkelon (the Iron Dome seems to be working out pretty well so far, thank you) and joshbrown was over for Shabbat. The following conversation ensued:

joshbrown: Did you know that they tried using gerbils in airport security? Because they can smell fear, so what they did was they took a fan . . .

My father: But it must work only at a very short range. Surely a more effective way to do it would be to have the passengers take off their clothes and climb into a box of gerbils . . .

Me: And if they say, "Do it to Julia!" they can go on the flight.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.